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This sounds like a suitable venture. Fair enough in its cause, and the living conditions don’t seem so bad, either. I hope you feed the fries more than just two helpings of gruel a day. Make sure they’re bathed daily; I’m sure your funding can be curbed if the inspection-officers found out otherwise.
I’ll look into whether I can recommend an orphan or two for the Home.
In the meantime, should I also take Maggie’s name if I come across a poor soul looking to adopt? You know, those people who need a straw to grasp at, before they can learn how to live? I know a few dreamers who’re awfully in need for companionship.

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