11 Puppy Proverbs :)

  1. One man’s trash, is another puppy’s treasure.
  2. This — tissue, condom, plastic bag — too shall pass. Unless it doesn’t, in which case you need to make a trip to the Emergency Vet, stat.
  3. Moderation in all things, except energy. Get plenty of that, from someone else — everyone else, get it anywhere you can find it.
  4. Two wrongs don’t make a right. Typically they leave you quite tangled, and possibly making a left.
  5. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. And, they don’t stop for miles, upon miles, of walking.
  6. Birds of a feather flock together; specifically so you can chase them.
  7. Good things come to those who wait, and wait, and wait, until about three years later. And then, they have a lovely dog.
  8. The early bird catches the worm, and the first pee puddle.
  9. If what you want is for your puppy to not bite her leash, you can’t always get what you want.
  10. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Or do, because it probably still has to feed you every day.
  11. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, so put that diva in daycare.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Or more, like so much more, when you add in vet bills, food, toys, training, and visits to your therapist.