It was funny for the most part. Thanks for your creative response to a friggin nightmare. I have just one, somewhat sore correction suggestion.
Can you please disidentify Bennon with anarchy? I think your use of that word is misleading here. Anarchism is not the same as chaos, and it seems you’re intending to mean chaos. Hoping you will take this opportunity to look up the ideas of anarchy in case you wish to use the word properly in the future. thanks for considering the possibility.