5 Gothic Kitchen Accessories on Amazon for Less Than $30

In the intricate tapestry of our lives, the threads of our passions often weave a tale of rediscovery and self-acceptance. For me, the love for the macabre was sparked early on, back when My Chemical Romance’s anthems resonated with my 10-year-old soul. Those emo chords echoed through my school years, shaping my style. Yet, the pressures to conform led me to stow away my emo persona, only for it to resurge in my late 20s, demanding acknowledgment. Join me on this journey of embracing the shadows, where the suppressed emo spirit finds its voice again, influencing a style that celebrates the elegance and depth of the darker side of life.

1. Plague Doctor Dishwasher Magnet ($10 — https://amzn.to/3rNwQu)U — ADHD rules and ruins my life while the dishes put me into a put of despair no one can save me from. Fortunately, there’s ways to glam up even the dullest parts of this bleak reality. Simply spin it from Diseased to Cured when you’ve successfully finished letting the dishwasher do its job. And they’ll never be sick again.
2. Dracula Garlic Crusher ($22 — https://amzn.to/45tkJRB) — Toss in a vampire’s worst enemy, give it a twist and mince up that delicious garlic and ward off those thirsty bloodsuckers before becoming a nightcrawler yourself. Unless that’s what you want. I don’t judge. For now, garlic is a huge brain boosting…