Aug 8, 2017 · 1 min read
I wrote “and then the dog farted.” But I wanted it to be: “And then the dog farted. Bahahaha! See what I’m doing here? I’m making weird, off-hand, 100% confusing remarks such as ‘And then the murders began,’ and ‘And then the dog farted,’ in the hopes that you’ll think I’m witty and funny and then you’ll marry me! Or not! Your choice! Bahahaha! I have a serious drinking problem!” (This is what I think obnoxious male co-workers are really trying to do.)
