Twelve Days of Christmas: Trumpified

A Trumpian look at a holiday favorite, just in time for your family sing-a-long.

Sung to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my president gave to me, a tax break for the wealthy.
On the second day of Christmas my president gave to me, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the third day of Christmas my president gave to me, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the fourth day of Christmas my president gave to me, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the fifth day of Christmas my president gave to me, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the sixth day of Christmas my president gave to me, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the seventh day of Christmas my president gave to me, seven species declining, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the eighth day of Christmas my president gave to me, eight arrests by ICE, seven species declining, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the ninth day of Christmas my president gave to me, nine ladies grabbed, eight arrests by ICE, seven species declining, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the tenth day of Christmas my president gave to me, ten free press threats, nine ladies grabbed, eight arrests by ICE, seven species declining, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my president gave to me, eleven smokestacks piping, ten free press threats, nine ladies grabbed, eight arrests by ICE, seven species declining, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my president gave to me, twelve Russians hacking, eleven smokestacks piping, ten free press threats, nine ladies grabbed, eight arrests by ICE, seven species declining, six gun loopholes, five Goldman cronies, four angry tweets, three fake facts, two travel bans and a tax break for the wealthy.

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Sources

Tax Break for the Wealthy 
“Trump Says His Tax Plan Won’t Benefit the Rich — He’s Exactly Wrong” by The Atlantic

Travel Bans
“Trump’s latest travel ban: what’s new, who’s covered, and why now?” by The Guardian

Fake Facts 
“Trump’s Lies vs. Your Brain” by Politico

Angry Tweets
Russia inquiry: Donald Trump sends barrage of angry tweets as charges reported” by The Guardian

Goldman Cronies
“The Wall Street White House: Trump hires fifth Goldman Sachs staffer to the administration” by Salon

Gun Loopholes
UC Davis report exposes loopholes in gun-control laws” by UC Davis
“Trump will not change gun control laws after Las Vegas hotel shooting” by Newsweek

Species Declining
Could U.S. Endangered Species Rules Go Extinct?” by National Geographic
25 species, including Pacific walrus, denied endangered protection by Trump administration” by USA Today

Arrests by ICE
“The Mothers Being Deported by Trump” by The New Yorker
Torn apart: the American families hit by Trump’s immigration crackdown” 
by The Guardian

Ladies Grabbed
“16 Women or Donald Trump — Whom Would You Believe?” by The Nation

Free Press Threats
“Donald Trump just issued a direct threat to the free and independent media” by CNN

Smokestacks Piping
“Trump’s Love Affair with Coal” by NPR
“Trump’s EPA dismisses half of the scientists on its advisory board” by LA Times

Russians Hacking
“Trump urges Russia to hack Clinton’s email” by Politico
Warner: Facebook’s Russia disclosure ‘tip of the iceberg’” by CNN