Melissa DiazGet Your Man Hot and Bothered With These 5 Kindergarten Techniques1. The Wet Willy — There is nothing that says “Hey I think you’re cute, but do I respect you?” like sticking a saliva-coated finger into…Jul 30, 2020Jul 30, 2020
Melissa DiazYeast ManI live in a small town. Nothing ever happens here. But there was one time, years ago, when something happened that changed how I look at…May 28, 2020May 28, 2020
Melissa DiazHello, both of your arms and legs are about to be torn from your bodyIn 5 minutes you’ll hear a knock at the door, and when you open it, a tiny man with elephant ears and four pairs of long spindly arms with…May 20, 20201May 20, 20201
Melissa DiazHi, I’m the Hiccups. Fuck You and Your Whole Day.Surprise, I’m the Hiccups, bitch!!! Don’t you love surprises?? Who cares, I do!May 17, 2020May 17, 2020