Feb 18One More Time!I used to volunteer as a kid’s summer camp counselor. A weeklong, super-organized camp chock full of activities that even I thoroughly loved. One year, the camp booked an ex-Atlanta Hawks basketball player to come to camp and give an inspirational speech. The boys loved it, the girls, not so…Basketball2 min readBasketball2 min read
Nov 30, 2022How To Get A Job At Home DepotSo you want to work for the big box store and wear that way cool apron/vest, who wouldn’t? There are a couple of things you should know about the process. First of all, don’t apply online, that’s what most people do and the odds are slim that your application will…Job Hunting2 min readJob Hunting2 min read
Nov 8, 2022The Vicky Boelter IncidentWhat panic looks like as a child. Okay, there was this kid I knew that sometimes did weird, unexplainable things. I don’t want to pass judgment on him because as it turns out, he grew up to be a very wise person. Anyway, here’s one of the things this kid did. I guess he was about eight…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Nov 7, 2022Trypophobia is realThe most common phobia you have never heard of. — Way back in the third or fourth grade, I had a bulletin board in my bedroom that I used for pictures of Big Daddy Don Garlits and pictures of new cars that I had cut out of magazines. I also pinned a page from my weekly reader that featured something…Phobia3 min readPhobia3 min read
Nov 5, 2022DoiliesRecently, I asked my friend Jaime what the secret of his success was with women. He said the secret was having an immaculate apartment. After laughing hysterically for a few moments and noticing he was still dead serious, I asked him to explain. He told me that my apartment not…Home Decor4 min readHome Decor4 min read
Nov 5, 2022DYI Cable InstallationA million years ago, I decided to run the cable to an upstairs bedroom. I did it myself because I watched the cable guy do it and it looked pretty easy. Just use a really long drill bit to make a small hole to the outside of the house, making…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Nov 4, 2022Red Stirrup PantsThe things we do for love — When I was in the first grade, several of us were walking on the rails of a very large sandbox filled with about a foot and a half of rainwater. I saw a girl I was fond of walking past and I yelled out, “Hey Suzy, watch this!” and proceeded…3 min read3 min read