Drop (Me) A Line

Goddamn, I am stone bored,
Mind rattling in an empty gourd,
Staring at my bed’s headboard,
Tired of consuming the media hoard.

Shake me up, stir me good,
Drop a line if you’re in the ‘hood.
Maybe if I’m in the mood,
Let’s hang out like we should.

Sorry for being a friend who waits,
Never asking you out on dates.
It’s not you, I do this to all my mates,
It’s one of my dislikable traits.

Please don’t give up on our bond,
Because, of you I am quite fond.
At times, my introversion may astound,
But I cherish the friends I’ve found.