Other hellos without the goodbyes.

I like that I’m an Irish farewell type when it comes to friendships and partnerships. I’m always cool on coming back to places, even though I never really left them to begin with. I deleted my Medium account because the creative things I wrote on it should have been a bit less self-referential.

Such as my posts titled:

“How I finally got rid of my genital warts” and “The time I stepped in my dog’s poop on the way to the toilet.” I thought they were witty articles but they seem like my cat’s poop in retrospect.

I didn’t actually write those, silly!

Plus. I’m kind of more in an extrosplaining phase. Yeah, I just coined a new word-conjunction horror show. You don’t do that? /s

So instead of writing inwardly, I’m writing more outwardly. So, hi again Medium!