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I Freaky-Fridayed With My Mom And I’m Not Switching Back

After walking a mile in her shoes, I decided to keep her shoes. The Cole Haan leather loafers feel too damn good.

Aug 8

I Freaky-Fridayed With My Mom And I’m Not Switching Back

Aug 8

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Meditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most Everyone

I will surround myself with others who exude loving-kindness, which does not include anyone at this improv show.

Apr 25, 2024

Meditations That Will Make You Go From Hating Everyone To Just Most Everyone

Apr 25, 2024

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I Joined The Cult From Midsommar And It’s Not Going That Well

I drank their murky wine, I danced in the nauseating pole event, and I even helped them murder and disembowel a bear. #SorryBear

Dec 6, 2020

I Joined The Cult From Midsommar And It’s Not Going That Well

Dec 6, 2020

Join Me on Medium Day: How To Write Movie-Inspired Satire

I’ll be speaking on Friday, 9/19 at 12:00p Eastern

Sep 16

Join Me on Medium Day: How To Write Movie-Inspired Satire

Sep 16

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Yelp Reviews For The Bridge (To Terabithia)

I got a little rope burn, but heck, if that’s the worst thing that ever happens to me involving this bridge, I highly recommend it!

Sep 11

Yelp Reviews For The Bridge (To Terabithia)

Sep 11

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Congratulations, You Won A Hat!

On the back it says, “I HAT having my data stolen!”

Jul 25

Congratulations, You Won A Hat!

Jul 25

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We Did A Thing!

Eric and I did our thing in front of the Thing from the 1982 Kurt Russell horror movie.

Jun 25

We Did A Thing!

Jun 25

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FOX News Headlines If Jaws Characters Belonged To Marginalized Groups

By Emily Menez & Kevin Maher

Jun 20

FOX News Headlines If Jaws Characters Belonged To Marginalized Groups

Jun 20

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Are You There God? It’s Me, A Fly Trapped In The Pool Filter

I fell off the wagon (or ledge in this case, pool joke). I’m floating closer towards the filter. I can hear the “GULP GULP CHURN.”

Apr 22

Are You There God? It’s Me, A Fly Trapped In The Pool Filter

Apr 22

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Meet Greg Clarke, The Artist Behind This Iconic Movie Ratings Poster

An internet rabbit hole led me to the visionary behind my favorite movie ratings poster.

Feb 28

Meet Greg Clarke, The Artist Behind This Iconic Movie Ratings Poster

Feb 28

Emily Menez

Emily Menez

I've written for The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, CBS, and more. I'm an editor @Slackjaw. Send in your funny pieces!

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