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This shit hurts

Dear Officer [Blank] of the Eugene Police Department,

I suppose I should begin by giving credit where credit is due: you’re a hell of a shot. You hit a fast-moving target between the second and third rib at roughly 25 yards in low-light conditions, and that’s no small feat. Had you aimed mere milimeters to the left, you would’ve struck my backpack, and you aimed slightly to the right, you would’ve missed me altogether. …

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M.G. Belka

Writer & journalist // Eugene, OR. https://twitter.com/mgbelka

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