Categorical Imperatives

Kitties on the astral plane were fatally stuck

at the Applebee’s in Ithaca.

An affable bear of a man splashes in the Infinity Pool.

Eventually, we will get to tattoo some famous people.

All the modern barbering techniques are known to us.

That conclusion is correct, but only in a superficial sense.

Well, welcome back and I apologize for mentioning it.

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