My Cute GF
Hi guys, today’s story would be about Carmen! She is my gf and she’s really quirky (not in that way haha)! This is a one in 5 part tale of the Carmen.
Above is a picture of a cat under a blanket. Cute but deadly. Coincidentally, that’s the nature of the Carmen. Stalking under the cover of her sheets, lies a symphony of indigestion and fart noises. But hey, at least there’s no burps~
See this pretty babe? Well I can’t see her, at least I’m not allowed to :)
If I were to take a glimpse of any girls that she knows are better looking (objectively speaking), then she will essentially dig out my eyes. Hence, to prevent myself from phyiscally not being able to see, I shall pretend not to see pretty girls :)