Pussy, Pardons and Pride
Barry Friedman

Per our side bet: my side saying that Donald Trump will not survive August of 2017 in the White House, the Republicans don’t have to do anything but continue to hide under their beds while the “hounds of the press” burn the White House and the Trump mafia to the ground. The Don is today in hiding, thankful that he can fly off to France where he won’t understand the insults (“ce connard infini parmi nous pour notre fete? incroyable!”) and when he returns the garbage will be piled to the ceiling and the stink of the White House will assail him. And he will resign because tongue baths from his toadies will not suffice. And I will (again) win my bet.

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