6 Things to Help You Tackle the Bible

Way back, a long time ago, only clergy were allowed to read the Bible. Then came the printing press and the Reformation and the Second Vatican Council, and all kinds of things to make Scripture more accessible to people who didn’t spend years in seminary. But a lot of us are still pretty intimidated by the idea of cracking it open in Genesis and reading right through to the end. But you don’t have to be. Just…

1. Find a version that you like.

The “thees” and “thous” really only show up in a few versions. If they’re too clunky for you, find a more modern, easy-to-read version. There are dozens and dozens. The Common English Bible is especially user friendly.

2. Don’t worry if you don’t understand it all.

Have you heard of the Midrash? Or the Talmud? Tens of thousands of pages, put together over centuries, of very smart people trying to figure out just exactly what the Hebrew Bible (the Christian Old Testament) means. It doesn’t matter how long you’ve been in church, how many times you’ve read it, or if you’ve never opened a Bible before, I guarantee you will find things in it you don’t understand. But it’s ok, because…

3. It’s never been easier to get the backstory

Confused by what you come across? Google “What does Genesis 6 mean?” and get ready for nearly 70 million pages of commentary on cultural context, historical context, literary context, traditional interpretations, modern interpretations, and sermons galore.

4. It’s not as big a commitment as you think

There are any number of plans on how to read the Bible through over the course of a year, including ones that e-mail the passage to you for the day, or autoload it when you open your browser. Almost none of them have you read for more than 10–15 minutes a day. That’s less time than you spend on facebook.

5. You don’t know what is (and isn’t) in the Bible until you read it

The Bible is old. So is art, so is church, so is people talking about church. It maybe shouldn’t be hard to believe that popular knowledge of the Bible is like the most convoluted game of Telephone ever. Did you know there are demigods in the Bible? Or that phrases like “the apple of my eye” come from the Bible? Or that virtually everything Jesus said was either a quote or allusion to the Old Testament Scriptures (like Great Commandment #1 and Great Commandment #2)? Or that if you failed to share all your resources with the community in the early church you risked death?

And just as importantly, there’s a bunch of stuff we think is in the Bible that isn’t. “God helps those who help themselves” (actually said by Algernon Sidney). “God doesn’t give you more than you can handle” (said all over, but not in the Bible). Same goes for the Seven Deadly Sins, the idea that Mary Magdalene was a prostitute, and a whole host of other things. But you never know until you read it.

6. The Bible has great and terrible things in it…

…And is frankly, both completely bonkers and breathtakingly beautiful. There are verses that will make you angry, verses that will make you cry, verses that will fill you with hope, and verses that will inspire you to be a better person. There’s a reason the Bible is the most popular book in human history.

Don’t be afraid to read it. If 15th-century peasants could do it, so can you.

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