Satirical, of course; I don’t wish any actual harm to come to anybody. Really. — Tech News Story 1: “Satan Recalls Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates, and Bezos.” In a short pre-dinner speech before assembled demons, Satan praised the men for their outstanding worldwide havoc-wreaking accomplishments at a homecoming banquet held in their honor. Entertainment after the feast included a roast of the four led by Steve Jobs. All had a hellishly good time. …