Fuck You, White People

How great! How hilarious! How right! (Oops, maybe “right” is a bad word that delegimitizes the “left”.) How correct! (Oops, maybe that sounds like I’m trying to get in a dig at political correctness.) How freakin’ perfect!

I’m a half-Russian-Jewish / half-Aryan-German gay-bisexual (which I say to differentiate me from the straight-bisexuals I’ve slept with), born on a full moon eclipse (no less), highly tolerant of cognitive dissonance (you could call it a passion of mine). Your dissonance and your cognition were very refreshing and inspiring to me. Thank you! And all the best for the New Year, whatever wackiness it may bring…