What does it mean when someone calls you a unicorn?
Five ways of looking at a single-horned equine
- If you are a man being called that by a woman, it likely means that you are straight, attractive, single, monogamous, funny, employed, communicative, caring and interested in her.
- If you are a woman being called that by a man, it likely means that he is horny.
- If you are a technical resource being called that by an employer, it means that you are a good communicator, work well with others, have deep technical skills and have both architectural perspective and willingness to role up your sleeves and do detailed technical work.
- If you are tech CEO being called that by a venture capitalist, it means that you have an actually unique and interesting vision, a background of success, an address book full of useful contacts, people management skills and stock analyst management skills.
- If you are human being called that by a five year old, it means that they think unicorns are real and are hoping that you will play unicorn with them.