Dear Ping Pong and Papusa People: An Invitation
WooHoo!

The time has come for our 4th Annual Charity Ping Pong Tournament benefitting OneKid OneWorld.
Bring the family and join us poolside at our home in Sherman Oaks from 1–4 on Saturday September 22nd for some hot ping pong action, open bar, and and papusas!

Learn how you get involved and take your family on an eye opening and life changing service trip to Latin America.

We will have swimming (with a lifeguard), yummy food, mind blowing desserts by Renee Bar-Or, and 3 different ping pong divisions:
Open, Ladies, and Kids (under 15-new this year)
Event attendance is free but we ask for a minimum $50 donation to play in the tournament. Donations of any size welcome and appreciated!
100% of proceeds to benefit One Kid
Click Here to Register and/or Donate
Tournament managed by PongFit (www.pongfit.org)
Feel free to DM me on Facebook with questions
Here is a 5 minute video on One Kid Family Trips
Ping Pong Bring it On
Players compete to have their names engraved on the prestigious and bedazzled OKOW paddles.
I won in 2016 but was bested last year by the Corey “The Jewish Tom Cruise” Bertish.

My mom, Julie Downey, won the ladies division last year. She is 82 and talks a lot of shit.

Lets do this!
2018 Odds: The Pretenders and Contenders
- Brandon Moglen- 3–1 Two time OKOW champion. Extreme focus.Very hard to beat. Smart money usually on Brandon. Not in it for the kids.
2. Dean Stackel- 3–1 Vicious backhand. Adept at identifying and exploiting opponents weakness. Loves leftovers and naps.
3. Ian Davidson-3–1 . Surprisingly dexterous given his size. He gave me a ruthless beat down recently. Hurt my feelings. Might not make the tournament this year. Busy changing poopie diapers.
4. Mike Downey 4–1 Beat Moglen in 2016 in a hotly contested final. Not likely to repeat. Wife says it is bad manners to win a tournament at our home. I believe it is worse manners and undermines the integrity of the tournament to lose on purpose.
5. Jason Fairchild -8–1 Always a contender but a much more gifted smack talker than ping pong player. Like the Dark Knight in Monty Python his verbal abuse increases as he suffers defeat. Tenuous relationship with reality.
6. Adam Reno- 8–1 Don’t let his friendly demeanor and slight Southern draw fool you. He can be down right nasty on the table. He will also mesmerize you with his tear away sweat pants.
7. Chelsea Goodan- 10–1 Broke gender barrier in 2016 and called bullshit when we had a “Mens” and “Womans” brackets. She demanded to play on the mens side which is now the “Open” tournament. She was right to do so. She got game although unlikely to emerge victorious.
8. Matt Whiteley- 8–1 Boston strong. A long shot to show up. Longer shot to win. Fierce competitor.
9. Josh Meyers- 12–1 Josh is really good…at things other than ping pong. He is an under cover super hero on the weekends. He wears a cape a tool belt.
10. Ben Rothrock- 5–1 AKA Ben Rock. Surgical backhand. Laser focused. He could win it if he gets hot.
11. Tim Cadogan- 6–1- Always threat. Significant wing span and disarming British accent. Odds would be higher if this were an 100 mile endurance ping pong event.
12. Jackson Downey- 15–1 The 16 year old kid is developing a solid game. Better odds if this were a math test.
13. Patrick Wood- 12–1 Likely to complain about rigged draw. Potential to throw paddle ala McEnroe