Michael Evarts
Jul 28, 2017 · 1 min read

And of course, another coup for you Stephen.

No, no, I didn’t mean actual Coup as in an attempt to throw over the Constitutional Monarchie of The America States of Covfefe.

The secret meeting of the Covfefe resistance has said that they will not sit by and let Donnie Trump shut down the Radio Free Covfefe Story Hour and they reminded you all on the resistance to listen for the code, John has a long mustache, John has a long Mustache, Mary had a little lamb, it got fleeced by Donald Trump, John has not got a long (no, the other John) limp biscuit. John has not got a long limp biscuit. I’m sorry that I had to give the codes out over the air, but if Trump can give out our CIA Secret plans on how stop that Civil war. I figure that nobody will know anything different. or they may and just not care?

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