What I find, well, a little disillusioning is when I see a photograph of Donald Trump, (I just can’t say Donald, without thing of Duck) standing by Scott Pruitt, like the picture above, It looks like Trump is a very sad Sign Language Interpreter who really doesn’t know any legitimate signs. As he stands there, his mind is trying to remember, how do I make the sign for boy again? Yes, a very confused and disillusioned President in front of a record audience of 20 million people in the Rose Garden, The biggest crowd ever to come and see a standing President, in the White House Rose Garden. Truly a fine accomplishment for a New President.
And after Scott Pruitt is finished, I will go up and speak about my plan to help all of the people get fresh clean water to drink for themselves and their families. My family has made a very serious study of this clean problem, and we came up with this very excellent solution. We bought the Pur Water Filter Company and immediately going to double it’s size to produce twice as much as ever. And because we all deserve clean water to drink, I have created the “Make America Pur Again.” program. This will offer each American family, Pur Water Pitcher and Filters for them at a low low price price of $16.95. This will come with the Pitcher and two Pur Filters. A great deal for filtering your water to Pur purity.
Also, Donald Trump wants to let each and everyone of you know that he is going to start a list of his new and improved Quotations to be used instead of those Fake Quotes. It is his intention to have every new agency start using these new quotes because they are much more accurate then any of the previous quotes every given. He has already told all of the American People that he is very smart and has a very good brain, so he knows allot of stuff. He is probably the smartest person in the world. So he thinks that this will be a new and improved country when we start to use his new Quotes.
