Michael Fitzpatrick11th Day, 9th Month.I’d a feeling he’d not be back. It wasn’t like, female intuition, or anything psychic or weird, just, I don’t know, something. He kissed me…Aug 27, 2021Aug 27, 2021
Michael FitzpatrickPence’s Fly Tests Positive for HomophobiaThe housefly which stole the show at last week’s vice presidential debate, landing on Mike Pence, has tested positive for homophobia…Oct 13, 2020Oct 13, 2020
Michael FitzpatrickVirtual Hugs for NanaI love it. I do. Well, I used to. No, still. Always will. The visits, from the little ones, like. Big ones too. But especially, the babies…Mar 27, 2020Mar 27, 2020
Michael FitzpatrickNormal and 17 in a World Gone MadIt’s shite. Typical too. Well, not exactly ‘typical’, but, you know. Something stupid had to happen. Not that this whole mess is stupid…Mar 26, 2020Mar 26, 2020
Michael FitzpatrickIreland Named as Dublin’s New Capital Following 5-in-a-Row WinAccording to a new government report, details of which were leaked online yesterday, Ireland and Dublin are to switch names, following…Sep 20, 2019Sep 20, 2019
Michael FitzpatrickStudy Suggests Game Of Thrones is Just a TV Show for the Love of God.A recent study, carried out by scientists in Malmo, Sweden, has, after eleven months of research and experiments on unsuspecting tadpoles…May 1, 2019May 1, 2019
Michael FitzpatrickNeighbors Claim Arsehole With Balcony Doesn’t Even Use it in Nice WeatherResidents of an apartment block in an affluent Dublin suburb are reportedly up in arms, following the realization that a neighbor in their…Apr 22, 2019Apr 22, 2019
Michael FitzpatrickIrish Family That Claps When Planes Land Banned from USAn Irish family, known for their enthusiastic gratitude towards pilots and crew on every flight they’ve ever been on, has been handed a…Feb 3, 2019Feb 3, 2019
Michael FitzpatrickTwo Irish Blokes in a PubPaddy and Mick are in the pub. - How come we’re always in the pub in these jokes, rather than the museum, or the library, or at my…Sep 6, 2017Sep 6, 2017
Michael FitzpatrickTrump Feels Sun and Moon Equally to Blame for Eclipse.US President Donald Trump, has criticized the sun and moon, claiming that they are both equally responsible for carrying out this coming…Aug 18, 2017Aug 18, 2017