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NO SHIT

A scatological diary of a colonoscopy By Michael Kearns I am not a shit aficionado. So the notion of a colonoscopy portends an internal shitstorm in my guts, or perhaps an earthquake, at least 7.5 magnitude on the Richter scale. When I say I don’t like shit, I mean I…

Scatological Joke

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NO SHIT
NO SHIT
Scatological Joke

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The Right To Be Wild

By Michael Kearns To be honest with you, I’m not sure why I was asked to speak at this memorial, other than the fact that I have a reputation for giving good eulogy — a skill I sadly developed in the Eighties and Nineties when AIDS was robbing of us…

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The Right To Be Wild
The Right To Be Wild

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I Sing For My Father, I Sing For My Daughter, I Sing For Myself

by Michael Kearns Reeling from shots of hubris — while in my callow twenties, studying acting in Chicago — I remember cracking a joke about the film, I Never Sang For My Father: “Not only did I never sing for my father, I didn’t even hum for the fucker.” …

Fathers Day

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I Sing For My Father, I Sing For My Daughter, I Sing For Myself
I Sing For My Father, I Sing For My Daughter, I Sing For Myself
Fathers Day

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MISSION NOT GLORY

A Lesson For Writers, Artists & Your Neighbor Madge As a teacher in his autumnal years, I attempt to seek out truths that will help guide my students, providing ways to clear their paths toward a rich life, personally and professionally. There are the routine rants about writer’s block (a…

Mission Statement

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MISSION NOT GLORY
MISSION NOT GLORY
Mission Statement

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Mar 2

AT SEVENTEEN

From the American Academy to the Palace to the Stonewall Inn by Michael Kearns I was a seventeen-year old, living at the McBurney YMCA on 23rd St, attending a summer session at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts. Oh, it was dramatic alright; if you yawned during class, you were…

Judy Garland

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AT SEVENTEEN
AT SEVENTEEN
Judy Garland

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Feb 13

What would Walt Whitman say?

by Michael Kearns Visiting my hometown of St. Louis, the weather is downright manic-depressive, fluctuating from bitter cold to lapses of joyous sunshine. Perhaps these contradictory conditions speak to the extremes of my state of mind; wholeheartedly thankful to be spending time with my high school bestie, reinforcing our 55-year…

Walt Whitman

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What would Walt Whitman say?
What would Walt Whitman say?
Walt Whitman

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Oct 15, 2022

AN EVERLASTING BOND

FORGED IN A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON VISITING ROOM — by Michael Kearns I thought I graduated magna cum laude in Death as the Eighties concluded, having lost dozens of friends, lovers, collaborators, mentors, and allies. …

Brotherly Love

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AN EVERLASTING BOND
AN EVERLASTING BOND
Brotherly Love

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Sep 7, 2022

MY INNER SISSY DEFIES OLD AGE

by Michael Kearns “Old age ain’t no place for sissies,” Miss Bette Davis proclaimed, reportedly in the late Sixties; post Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? in which she played a decrepit childstar with a mean streak. If one is attempting to maintain a career, remain relevant, and at least resemble your youthful self while navigating the vicissitudes of the entertainment industry, you need interior armor, a team of supporters, and good moisturizer.

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MY INNER SISSY DEFIES OLD AGE
MY INNER SISSY DEFIES OLD AGE

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Jul 15, 2022

WOMEN & GAY MEN MUST HOLD ON TO THEIR BODIES

By Michael Kearns Like our sisters of all stripes, sex defined millions of gay men in the late Sixties as we lovingly gave each other flowers, a hit of marijuana, and our bodies. Gay liberation and feminism afforded many of us an opportunity to ignite a part of our identity…

Abortion Ban

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WOMEN & GAY MEN MUST HOLD ON TO THEIR BODIES
WOMEN & GAY MEN MUST HOLD ON TO THEIR BODIES
Abortion Ban

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May 7, 2022

My Daughter & Me & Judy & Liza

E.M. Forster said “only connect” eons before Google and Grindr and Eharmony and Wiki and Tindr — oh my. Consider the connections, consciously or not, that we make when seeking information, or sex, or fun facts. Sometimes you get more than you were searching for. This revealing connection was not, I swear — and swore to my therapist — conscious or intentional. It was Easter-time and I hopped down the rabbit hole seeking a spiritual experience. Or at least an uplift.

Liza Minnelli

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My Daughter & Me & Judy & Liza
My Daughter & Me & Judy & Liza
Liza Minnelli

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