Ike the Sailor

Ike the Sailor

Ike was the worst sailor on this ship did ever step

He worked the nets all wrong

And his boots slipped all over the deck

Ten gallons wasn’t enough to keep his hat from blowing away

And he pined on about much he missed his horse and

how barbed wire is the scourge of the cowboy way

Till one day it was asked of him

“Ike if you liked it, why don’t you go back to who you used to be”

“Ahh that’s easy” he said with a grin”

“They ain’t figured out how to dig a fence post hole in the sea”

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