People on tv can kiss now. They didn’t used to be able to do this.

Seeing people kiss on tv gives me a boner. I can’t have a boner because 20 years of weird sexual repression have made me uncomfortable with the natural functions of my body.

This is societies problem, not mine.

Nowadays, any adult who makes it their personal choice to do so can buy a ticket to see Fifty Shades of Grey in the movie theaters. This is a movie that not only has kissing in it, but also sex. No one is being forced to go and see it if they don’t want to, but this is still bad somehow. The government should control arts and our creative expression. Time and time again history has shown that this is a good idea.

I am a weird man child who is uncomfortable with seeing sexual expression anywhere. This is not unhealthy and life should be structured around my beliefs.