Oh! Pick me! Pick me! I love snail mail and miss having pen pals. I used to write actual letters all the time when I was younger, but I haven’t done it in ages. And I can send you… um… pinecones and shiny rocks and other New Jersey stuff. And stickers! Did you ever do the sticker club chain mail thing when you were a kid?
I have to run out to the store real quick, but I’ll shoot you an email when I get back.