…teresting plot. But there is WAY too much going on, way too fast and it doesn’t look like a satire, it looks like Heathers if Tim Burton paired up with Lin Manuel Miranda to remake it as a rap battle horror movie set in rural Mexico. It just doesn’t work. Nothing meets. Elements could be great on their own but it’s just a hot mess.
…for getting thinner probably isn’t the best thing for someone who panics over having to eat cheese. Me watching this is roughly comparable to sitting a dramatically-inclined emo teenager in front of a build-your-own-guillotine documentary. But, there are a few positives to me being the one to review this: