My family was afraid I was crying (again) while reading this. I haven’t laughed til I cried happy tears in awhile. I have experienced child birth, but the fatal electrocution thought made me spit out my wine! I had the same pain this weekend and I believe you just cured it all. Probably need a disclaimer that you didn’t really “cure” me. Don’t want the FDA, FTC, FCC or Sessions coming after you. Thank you! Permanent follower!