A Collaboration Of The Most Nonsensical Kind

This is my second response to a beautiful piece alto wrote today.

The First has been placed directly as a response to alto’s words.

I have placed this response in my own space, as I did not want what is intended to be a very light-hearted, tongue-in cheek bit of ridiculousness to deter or detract in any way from the very beautiful, stirring and meaningful message of the Collaboration Of Souls Project…

Unlike your piece Alto, this does confirm that I am certifiable and speaking in tongues. I have taken your idea of lifting words and phrases written by some of my favourite writers (with terrific senses of humour) and put together a Collaboration of Ridiculousness!

With the most abject apologies to all the writers listed below — this is absolutely a parody, written in jest from many of our responses to each other. I hope you will accept it with the spirit in which it is intended and feel free to add your collaboration to it ….

A Collaboration of The Most Nonsensical Kind…

We danced to Footloose

Like elephants in tutus

In the stray dog bordello

Huddled in Risk harmony

Just peas on a fork

Will, Grace, Karen and Kato

Cousins in rice

Then came the call

If there is to be a story

Worth the telling

Bring Gin and Bail

Pronto!

No need

We love being incarcerated

For self stimulation

Together in a cell

Discussing

Our crimes of Moral Turpitude

Our hairy palms playing the spoons.

Um, No thank you….

When did we become so needy

*sips coffee*

Hooooo are you?

Hoooo hoooo

risky business

This Wrestler Butt soft porn

Well sorry but..

Mimosas are cocktails too

Ha! Grunt! Snort!

Booooom!

Woot!

*Drops mic*

With humble apologies to Jules Sean Howard alto Gerard Mclean Kate Stone Matheson Tremaine L. Loadholt