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Bwa ha ha ! I loved this Kate….

I learned the hard way!

Although I think I shall decline to tell my 89 year old French mother that she was a wolf!

I would not live to tell the tale….

Rather like the prefect who rued the day she incurred the wrath of a French mother — picture a stream of French/English words, hand gestures and a very dignified exit leaving a red-faced deflated prefect who meekly apologised to me and then attempted to eat with her fork tines up!

Vive la France

It only served to make my boarding school life a living hell in other ways…

Peas and Rice!

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