Classical Sass I am reading this whilst sitting in a queue that makes zero sense. I got handed a number which when it’s my turn, will be called out.

Yet, I have been relegated by a ‘self appointed line sergeant’ to the end seat in the very back row ‘cos that’s the end of the queue?? Moist turd it most definitely is!!

So thank you, thank you, thank you for this truly hilarious piece! I have laughed ‘til the tears came, people have shifted away from me, (what can I say, I snort-laugh when things are really funny) This is really, really funny! And touching and entertaining and and and — left me wanting more..

Bravo! Thundering round of applause! Thanks for keeping me company! Sleep tight!