Dear Henry aka Noah,
Please, please could you do this review everyday before 8.00 am.You know as well as I do, that tomorrow there will be another endless list of listicles to wade through. I sure do appreciate you digesting all the lifehack advice on my behalf. Whereas once I was lost, now I am found. I have climbed aboard the ark!
This means I can wake up after 9.00 am! It leaves me in peace to eat actual cake, after retrieving my book from where ever the hell I left it, and better still feel calmed by the single river of wisdom (that there are other losers just like me out there! Halleluia!)
Now how do you get green hearts in the Promised Land?