Here I am sitting outside the ICU ward waiting for the doors to open for visiting hours — I read your story and literally laughed out loud.
This is not really appropriate behaviour for a hospital corridor but oh God, it was so damn good to belly laugh for a few mins! Thank you Mary Tit Poppins- I really needed that! Xxxx
It also reminds me of the time I went into surgery to have a lump/cyst removed from just below my left eye. The plastic surgeon came in, looked at me and said is it the left or right eye?
“Shit a fucking brick!” said I “Cut the wrong eye and I will be asking if you want your left or right testicle removed first!”
He had no comeback but the theatre sister grinned, winked and mimed a high five from behind his back!