We will build a wall around every penis and we will make the penis owners pay for it. We will not allow any more penises into our toilets until we figure out what the hell is going on. I love penises. Penises are great. I have a great penis, it’s so big it makes my hands look small. I love women too. Whatever. With all their blood and stuff gushing out of wherever. Who can blame them. If I could gush blood I’d gush fountains of the stuff. Did i tell you about my penis. It’s a great penis. Terrific. I love my penis. It’s such a great penis it has it’s own clitoris.