My name is Marijana.
Yep, you read that right.
Wait — how do you say it?
MAR. EE. ON. AAH.
Mar E JANA?
MAR EH JUAN A?
No. It’s MAR. E. ON. AAAAHH.
You know your name is spelled like Marijuana?
Yes. D.A.R.E. sure did its job, I’ve been asked if I live in a bong since 5th grade.
Your mom must have been the biggest stoner.
My mom is so fucking square she bawled her eyes out when the doctor pronounced it…
High. My name is Marijana…
Disclaimer: I am a person, not a plant. Not that I have anything against the plant. Totally cool with the 🌱