By my count, he’s been president for about a billion years.
This is 100
Dave Pell
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This is an exaggeration! It’s only been a billion hours. I know. . .

The really scary thing is the growing calm. Did you notice only little kids and waiters smile now? Even some of the waiters are fading. Everyone else has a glazed and frozen look like the spend lots of time in the bathroom, waiting.

Hell of a time in my life to have given up drinking. Now I’m afraid to start.

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