Occasionally, as I wait for the train in the mornings, I see a man nervously pacing the platform. He has a dopey haircut, a crazy look in his eyes…

You can only choose one:

1. It’s all matter therefore it does.
2. It all matters therefore it…

Here we are

Two 75 year olds in a sit-down restaurant

We move slowly and say nothing.

Except we’re not 75.

We’re 25, and this is our first date.