Trump and Putin’s Meeting 07–07–17
Putin: Donald, you look wonderful. Your hair is marvelous and your hands are huge.
Trump: Thank you Vlad. You are a truly great leader who knows how to control your people and stifle opposition. I am so jealous.
Putin: Thank you Donald. I am willing to teach you all my tricks, though I see you have already started with your “fake news” statements and your use of “alternative facts.”
Trump: Vlad, I hate to do this, and of course I know you had nothing to do with our elections, but because of all the boring peons back in America, I have to ask it. Did you interfere in our 2016 elections?
Putin: I and Russia did not.
Trump: I totally believe you, and once again I apologize for asking such an absurd question. And don’t worry; I’ll make up some story on how tough I was on you in this area, and behind the scenes I will move to reduce sanctions.
Putin: Thank you my good friend. You are truly the greatest American president since George Washington.
Trump: That is very, very true. Vlad, you are my BFF!