Mike HaleinMuddyUmIt’s the Most Wonderful Time for the FearA trip to the center of the American screamDec 17, 2021Dec 17, 2021
Mike HaleinThe Haven5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday MustacheTips to make that stache pop this holiday season!Dec 14, 2021Dec 14, 2021
Mike HaleinThe HavenA Message From Asteroid 2018VP1“Asteroid 2018VP1, a refrigerator-sized space-rock, is hurtling towards us at more than 40,000 km/hr” -Neil deGrasse Tyson via TwitterNov 2, 2020Nov 2, 2020
Mike HaleinGreener Pastures MagazineI am a Citizen of Pelotonia and do not Recognize Your AuthorityThe only judge in the Territory of Tires is the scale.Oct 29, 2020Oct 29, 2020
Mike HaleinThe HavenThe 2020 Poll Workers HandbookCongratulations! You have passed all three screening questions and are on your way to strengthening democracy by becoming a poll worker…Sep 23, 2020Sep 23, 2020
Mike HaleThe Billboard Hot Top Ten as New York Times Best Sellers“In this quintessential guide to women’s empowerment, the authors tackle issues from vaginal moisture to the little dangly thing at the…”Sep 23, 2020Sep 23, 2020
Mike HaleStop Making Sense! The Talking Heads’ Guide to Ignoring Inconvenient “Facts”We’ve crafted a short guide to dealing with your know-it-all grandchildren when they throw highfalutin “facts” in your face.Sep 23, 2020Sep 23, 2020