Does anyone want to go in on some celery together?
Nov 6 · 3 min read

Excuse me, ma’am, but I couldn’t help but notice that you are also purchasing celery. Can we go halfsies? The recipe I’m using calls for one rib, but I need to buy the entire stalk. I was just thinking — wait. Please don’t go.
Hello, sir. I see you are eyeing some celery. Would you like to go in on some with me? I always buy an entire stalk, then just use one rib for whatever…

