It Has Been Twenty Years Since Fabio Killed A Goose With His Face On A Roller Coaster

It might be the most internet-ready thing to happen before the internet became the internet

Somehow, the Red Wedding of roller coaster rides is reduced to one simple sentence on Fabio’s Wikipedia page.

Maybe it’s the fact that this happened in a pre-YouTube/Twitter era, so it wasn’t immediately meme’d to death. It probably made your local news; maybe it was the last story of the night after sports and…