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Normally I smash my TV and burn a couple cars when the Wolves move down in the Lottery, but I figure we’ve got KAT and Wiggins, and we should be able to get Isaac or Monk with the 7 pick, so I’m good. It’s nothing tragic. And I hate the Celtics, but if nothing else it’ll be interesting to watch play out.

But since it is tradition to say this on St Lotteringham’s Day — WHY CAN THE WOLVES NOT MOVE UP IN THE LOTTERY JUST ONCE. ONE DAMN TIME IS ALL I WANT. THEN I CAN DIE IN PEACE.

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