All 49 Thomas Haden Church Movies (in Order)
Get ready to dive into an entertaining lineup as we round up the best Thomas Haden Church movies! From heartfelt dramas to hilarious comedies, this Oscar-winning actor has left a lasting impression on Hollywood. Join us as we explore the diverse roles that showcase the versatility and talent of this beloved actor.
1. Gypsy Angels (1990)
Gypsy Angels” is a captivating drama film set in the world of strippers and stunt pilots. Vanna White, famously known as the hostess of “Wheel of Fortune, “ steps into the uncharted territory of a stripper in this cult classic. The movie follows White’s character, who, after falling for a daring stunt pilot, faces a heart-wrenching fate when he suffers amnesia in a crash.
2. Tombstone (1993)
Tombstone” is a gripping, historical drama starring Kurt Russell as Wyatt Earp, playing a lawman intent on retiring peacefully in the small town of Tombstone, Arizona. However, fate has other plans as the city is besieged by the very outlaws that Earp once managed to eliminate.
3. Fugitive Nights: Danger in the Desert (1993)
Fugitive Nights: Danger in the Desert” (1993) unravels a tale of action, mystery, and thrills as four unlikely heroes embark on a high-stakes adventure. Brita Burrows, a veteran cop turned private investigator, is joined by a trio of unconventional partners — the retired, booze-soaked Palm Springs cop, Cutter, the hotheaded young cop, Hareem, and the guilt-stricken ex-cop, Graves. Their mission? To pursue a client’s errant husband and find a shrouded Mexican figure.
4. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
In the heart of a dark and terrifying world, the film “Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight” (1995) thrusts audiences into a thrilling rollercoaster of action, fantasy, and horror. High-level demons are on a sinister quest to obtain a mystical key containing the blood of Christ.
5. George of the Jungle (1997)
In the heart of the jungle, an unlikely tale of love and adventure unfolds. Raised by apes, George is a man born and bred in the wild, with his best friend and trusted animal companion Ursula the elephant by his side. George is a true hero in the jungle, navigating its obstacles and dangers with ease. However, his life takes a dramatic turn when he sets his eyes on the beautiful and wealthy American heiress, Lena Hyena-Ritter.
6. One Night Stand (1997)
One Night Stand, released in 1997, is a drama-romance film starring Wesley Snipes and Nastassja Kinski. The plot revolves around Max, played by Snipes, who has a one-night stand with Karen, played by Kinski, in New York City, but struggles to move on in his life in LA as a husband, father, and career man.
7. Scotch and Milk (1998)
Scotch and Milk, “ a delightful 1998 film, masterfully directed by Adam Goldberg, who also wrote the compelling screenplay, stars the talented Adam Goldberg and the charismatic Nicky Katt and Clea Lewis. Set in the USA, this engrossing comedy-drama revolves around the life of a charming, yet flawed self-proclaimed swinging bachelor, with a peculiar fetish for the 1950s. As he indulges in excessive booze and club-hopping with his friends, he is unable to form a meaningful connection with the woman he truly loves.
8. Mr. Murder (1998)
In the thrilling sci-fi crime movie, Mr. Murder (1998), renowned mystery novelist Marty Stillwater finds himself in the midst of a terrifying cloning experiment gone wrong. Seven years after the birth of a clone with his same physical appearance, Marty discovers his doppelganger’s chilling personality — that of a ruthless killer.
9. Free Money (1998)
Free Money” is a wild and wacky crime comedy that tells the story of a prison warden with an unusual habit of taking matters into his own hands. When it turns out his teen twin daughters are pregnant, their boyfriends rush into a hasty marriage to save them from a life behind bars. The newlyweds’ only hope of escaping their predicament is to pull off an audacious heist of the cash train.
10. Susan’s Plan (1998)
Susan’s Plan” (1998) is a quirky comedy-crime film directed by John Landis and starring Nastassja Kinski, Billy Zane, and Michael Biehn. The movie follows Susan, played by Kinski, who wants nothing more than to rid herself of her detestable ex-husband. In a series of increasingly chaotic and comedic attempts, she enlists the help of her boyfriend and a former biker boyfriend to do the deed. As the story unfolds, Susan’s devious plot becomes ever more complicated and dangerous, leading to a darkly humorous tale of revenge and deception.
11. Goosed (1999)
Goosed” is a comedic romp starring the talented Jennifer Tilly as a woman who receives an intriguing message from her psychic. She is told that her dream man is a doctor named Steve.
12. The Specials (2000)
In the outrageous, action-packed comedy “The Specials, “ Rob Lowe, Thomas Haden Church, and Paget Brewster star as the sixth or seventh best superhero team in the world. These extraordinary individuals chase their dreams of fame and fortune, facing off against evil forces in their quest for a coveted spot among the top toy tie-in heroes.
13. 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)
Get ready for a wild ride with “3000 Miles to Graceland, “ a thrilling action-comedy starring Kurt Russell, Kevin Costner, and Courteney Cox. In this high-stakes crime thriller, a group of ex-cons, led by Costner and Russell, put their skills to the test when they rob a casino during Elvis convention week. But things take a dangerous turn when their plan to leave town goes horribly wrong, leaving them with a desperate chase across the country.
14. Monkeybone (2001)
Monkeybone” is a quirky, PG-13 rated comedy-fantasy film from 2001, directed by Henry Selick and written by Kaja Blackley and Sam Hamm. The movie runs for just 1 hour and 33 minutes and features an all-star cast including Brendan Fraser, Bridget Fonda and John Turturro. The film follows the story of a cartoonist who finds himself trapped in a coma and takes the audience on a whimsical journey through his own underground creation, where he must outwit his popular but sinister creation, Monkeybone.
15. Lone Star State of Mind (2002)
Lone Star State of Mind” is a comedy-crime film directed by David Semel, written by Trevor Munson, and starring Joshua Jackson, Jaime King, and Matthew Davis. Released in 2003 with a runtime of 1 hour and 28 minutes, the movie has an IMDb rating of 6.0 from 3,211 votes.
16. The Badge (2002)
The Badge” is a gripping crime drama that plunges viewers into the gritty underbelly of a small town. Directed by Robby Henson, the film stars Billy Bob Thornton and Patricia Arquette, who deliver unforgettable performances as the central characters.
17. George of the Jungle 2 (2003)
George of the Jungle 2, released in 2003, is a comedic adventure film suitable for the whole family. The story follows George, now a proud father, as he ventures to Las Vegas to assist his brother.
18. Rolling Kansas (2003)
Rolling Kansas” is a hilarious independent comedy film released in 2003 about a wild road trip with a mystical twist. Join our three eccentric friends as they embark on an adventure to discover a legendary, magical forest filled with marijuana.
19. Serial Killing 4 Dummys (2004)
Serial Killing 4 Dummys” is a hilarious and horrifying comedy-horror film released in 2004, starring Thomas Haden Church, Justin Urich, and Lisa Loeb. Following the story of a high school senior who is tired of being underestimated, this film takes an unexpected turn as he transforms into a charmingly inept serial killer.
20. Spanglish (2004)
Spanglish, “ a 2004 comedy, drama, and romance film, follows a woman and her daughter as they move from Mexico to America in the hopes of building a better life. They begin working for a family, where the patriarch is a renowned chef with an insecure wife.
21. Sideways (2004)
Sideways is a captivating comedy-drama-romance film released in 2004, boasting an impressive cast of Paul Giamatti, Thomas Haden Church, and Virginia Madsen. Directed by Alexander Payne and written by Rex Pickett, Jim Taylor, and Payne himself, the movie takes two middle-aged men on a life-changing road trip through California’s wine country.
22. The 77th Annual Academy Awards (2005)
Witness the glamour, excitement, and prestige of The 77th Annual Academy Awards, where the best of the film industry comes together to celebrate excellence in cinema. Hosted by the charismatic Chris Rock, the ceremony nominates critically acclaimed films such as The Aviator, Finding Neverland, Million Dollar Baby, Ray, and Sideways for prestigious awards.
23. 11th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards (2005)
As the curtain rises on the 11th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, audiences are treated to an unprecedented event where the most talented actors of the year call the shots. With a comprehensive list of 13 categories, the voting is in the hands of the stars, spanning across both television and film, showcasing the best performances of the year.
24. The 20th IFP Independent Spirit Awards (2005)
The 20th IFP Independent Spirit Awards” is an iconic event that celebrates the achievements of independent filmmakers from across the USA. In 2005, the 20th edition of the awards was held, featuring a star-studded ceremony that brought together Hollywood’s elites and indie legends.
25. Idiocracy (2006)
Idiocracy, released in 2006, offers viewers a unique blend of adventure, comedy, and science fiction, exploring a hilarious dystopian future. The film follows Corporal Joe Bauers, a decidedly average American who unexpectedly wakes from a top-secret hibernation program, in which he was unintentionally left to sleep as the world has dramatically become less intelligent.
26. The 11th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards (2006)
The 11th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards” is a star-studded television special that celebrates the year’s most exceptional achievements in cinema. The event, which took place in 2006, was hosted by renowned film critics and featured numerous presentations, performances, and memorable moments. The show recognized outstanding talent across various categories, including acting, directing, and technical achievements.
27. Over the Hedge (2006)
In the lively animated adventure “Over the Hedge, “ a group of wildlife friends find themselves in the middle of a suburban sprawl after hibernating for years. They’re led by the charismatic Raccoon, who schemes to repay a debt of food with the help of the hapless creatures. Along the way, they face unexpected challenges and learn about the value of family.
28. Charlotte’s Web (2006)
In the heartwarming, animated family adventure, “Charlotte’s Web” (2006), Wilbur, a lovable pig, is petrified of the upcoming season of harvest. Fearing the worst, he teamed up with Charlotte, a clever spider, to save him from ending up on someone’s dinner plate. Together, they navigate the challenges of living on a farm and forge an unlikely friendship.
29. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Spider-Man 3 (2007) is a thrilling action-adventure film directed by Sam Raimi and starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, and Topher Grace. It follows the story of Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, as he faces a dangerous alien entity from another world that bonds with him, causing inner turmoil. Alongside this alien symbiote, he contends with new villains, temptations, and revenge.
30. Smart People (2008)
Smart People” is a delightful drama-comedy film from 2008, starring Dennis Quaid, Thomas Haden Church, and Sarah Jessica Parker. Directed by Noam Murro and written by Mark Poirier, this movie follows the life of a widowed professor, played by Dennis Quaid, as he finds a new love and gets an unexpected visit from his adopted brother, played by Thomas Haden Church.
31. Don McKay (2009)
Don McKay, a heartwarming and mysterious drama, unfolds in 2009 with a riveting 1h 27min runtime. Directed by Jake Goldberger, this touching film stars Thomas Haden Church, Elisabeth Shue, and Melissa Leo. The story follows the life of Don McKay, a high school janitor who leaves his hometown after a tragedy. He returns 25 years later to rekindle his old flame’s dying flame. However, his homecoming is not without its challenges, as this small town holds more than he bargained for.
32. Imagine That (2009)
Imagine That” is a family-friendly comedy-drama film that hit theaters in 2009, starring Eddie Murphy, Thomas Haden Church, and Yara Shahidi. The movie follows a financially struggling executive who unexpectedly enters his daughter’s imaginary world, where he discovers potential solutions to his career and personal challenges. As the protagonist navigates this magical realm, he gets in touch with his own inner child, leading to heartwarming lessons about family, love, and self-discovery.
33. All About Steve (2009)
All About Steve” is a heartwarming and hilarious romantic comedy that follows the unique and unpredictable journey of an eccentric crossword puzzler as she chases after a CCN cameraman she believes is her soulmate. Starring Sandra Bullock as the crossword-loving protagonist, the film captures the whirlwind of emotions and quirky encounters that unfold as she embarks on an unlikely quest to convince her object of affection they belong together. Joining Bullock in this star-studded cast are Bradley Cooper and Thomas Haden Church.
34. Aliens in the Attic (2009)
Aliens in the Attic” is a thrilling adventure that will have the whole family on the edge of their seats. When a group of kids embark on a much-anticipated vacation, their plans are quickly derailed by an unexpected visitor. A family of aliens, intent on taking over Earth, lands in their vacation home and sets their sights on this unsuspecting group of children.
35. Easy A (2010)
Easy A is a hilarious and heartwarming tale of high school life, jealousy, and promiscuity. Starring the captivating Emma Stone as the clean-cut protagonist, this film explores the complexities of high school social dynamics and the lengths one would go to achieve popularity and financial success.
36. With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story (2010)
With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story is a dynamic documentary that delves into the life and career of the legendary comic book writer and editor, Stan Lee. This film explores not only Lee’s rise to fame and the creation of iconic characters like The X-Men but also his passion for storytelling and the impact of his work on pop culture.
37. Another Happy Day (2011)
Another Happy Day” (2011) is a riveting comedy-drama film that centers around the high-tension family dynamics ignited by a wedding at Lynn’s parents’ Annapolis estate. Directed by Sam Levinson and written by the same talented mind, the movie stars Ellen Barkin, Ezra Miller, and Ellen Burstyn.
38. Killer Joe (2011)
Killer Joe, “ directed by the legendary William Friedkin, is a crime-drama thriller that takes you on a twisted journey. When a young man’s life is put in peril by a debt, he takes a desperate move: putting a hit out on his evil mother to collect the insurance. With Matthew McConaughey, Emile Hirsch, and Juno Temple leading the star-studded cast, this neo-noir masterpiece delivers chilling suspense, unpredictable twists, and shocking revelations.
39. We Bought a Zoo (2011)
Dive into the inspiring world of We Bought a Zoo, a heartwarming family drama that captivates its audience with a blend of humor and drama. Set in the beautiful Southern California countryside, this enchanting story follows a father on a mission to save a struggling zoo with his family and a team of lovable animals.
40. John Carter (2012)
In the pulse-pounding adventure, “John Carter, “ transplanted to the inhospitable planet of Barsoom, a Civil War veteran finds himself battling giant, barbarian-like creatures. Desperate to escape, he forms an unlikely alliance with Woola, a loyal creature, and a princess in dire need of a hero. As he defies the odds to save his newfound friend, he discovers a breathtaking world filled with enchanting landscapes and incredible wonders.
41. Lucky Them (2013)
Lucky Them” is a quirky, offbeat comedy-drama where rock journalist Ella Swenson (Toni Collette) finds herself entangled in a mystery, as she embarks on a quest to uncover the whereabouts of her estranged ex-boyfriend, Elliot (Thomas Haden Church). As Ella navigates the unfamiliar world of her former lover, she’s aided by an oddball cast of characters, led by Elliot’s eccentric sister Annie (Nina Arianda).
42. Whitewash (2013)
Whitewash is a chilling thriller that takes off with a snowplow driver, played by the talented Thomas Haden Church, having a downward spiral after accidentally killing a man while on the job. As he desperately tries to evade the relentless police, he takes a dangerous leap into the unforgiving Canadian wilderness.
43. Heaven Is for Real (2014)
Heaven Is for Real” is a heartwarming and inspiring drama that follows the true story of a small-town father who must find the courage to share his son’s extraordinary near-death experience with the world. After his young son survives a life-threatening illness, the little boy begins to share profound and moving stories of his journey to heaven and back.
44. Daddy’s Home (2015)
Daddy’s Home” is a hilarious family comedy that follows Brad Whitaker, played by Will Ferrell, a lovable and caring radio host, as he tries his best to bond with his step-children and prove himself as their father figure. However, when their biological father, the charming and energetic Dusty Mayron, portrayed by Mark Wahlberg, suddenly re-enters the picture, Brad’s well-laid plans turn into a chaotic mess. As they both compete for the affection of the children, hilarity ensues.
45. Max (2015)
Max, “ a heartwarming family adventure, tells the story of a loyal military dog who aids American Marines in Afghanistan. Following a traumatic event, the canine returns to the United States and is adopted by his handler’s family. Alongside their loving new pet, they embark on the journey to heal from grief and pain while also strengthening their bonds as a family.
46. Cardboard Boxer (2016)
In the heart-wrenching drama “Cardboard Boxer, “ the audience is introduced to a homeless man named Don, played by Thomas Haden Church. The film follows Don’s journey as he is coerced by two manipulative teenagers to compete in brutal boxing matches that are recorded and sold online for cash. When things seem to hit rock bottom, Don discovers solace and an unlikely friendship with a young, homeless girl, and he stumbles upon a lost diary that provides a glimmer of hope.
47. Crash Pad (2017)
Crash Pad is a thrilling romantic comedy that pushes the boundaries of love and revenge. Domhnall Gleeson plays the ambitious romantic, who believes he’s found true love with a charming woman in his life, played by Christina Applegate. After falling for her, the character discovers she’s married, and instead of ending the affair, they engage in a twisted game of retaliation against her unsuspecting husband. As the game progresses, they find themselves growing fond of each other, but the lines between hate and love become increasingly blurred.
48. The Peanut Butter Falcon (2019)
The Peanut Butter Falcon is a heartwarming tale that tells the story of Zak, a young man with Down syndrome, as he embarks on a journey to fulfill his dream of becoming a professional wrestler. Running away from his care home, Zak meets Tyler, a small-time outlaw, who becomes his unlikely mentor and friend.
49. Hellboy (2019)
In the 2019 action-packed superhero film, Hellboy, renowned demon hunter Red (David Harbour) teams up with Professor Broom (Ian McShane) and Nimue (Milla Jovovich) to take down the ancient sorceress, Blood Queen, who seeks revenge on the human world. As Hellboy battles the forces of evil, he grapples with the complexities of his identity and the importance of balancing his dual heritage in both the supernatural and human realms. Experience this thrilling adventure filled with magic, action, and adrenaline-fueled fantasy.
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