A few months ago, I installed a keylogging program on Jonathan Franzen’s home computer, intent on finding out what exactly a National Book Award-winning author searches…
Remarkable. #cocktober, huh?
I used to find out all the cool things that happen on the ‘Net that, utterly, escape my notice by reading Mashable. But they got too alt.feminism angry.
Now, I just have to read MEL. Correction, I just have to read Miles Klee on MEL.
Lol my man is so in love with me, he thought going to Target together was the epitome of romance. “We’ve never had a cart before,” he sighed happily. I was like “what? — what about the grocery store?” His response: “a few items, a basket…but never a cart.” To him it was as domestic as buying a house together. Needless to say he insisted on pushing it…
Miles Klee, you are the gayest straight guy on Medium. Also, you are wrong about size queen being just about an extra-large dick. Large is will do just fine but it’s the circumference that matters most. You can always use me for a reference if you want to double-check.