Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just rag on apatosauruses? Apatosauruses are 20 ton hulks that towered over those killing machines you celebrate. They are the elephants of the dinosaur world. They are the epitome of huge. Maybe your love-interest appreciates their quiet strength. Maybe she is fascinated by how they were able to sustain such massive bodies. Maybe she likes the way they changed their names.
Oh, they don’t have big teeth or horns (yet they are able to contend with “killing machines” without such adolescent flashiness)? By dissing on apatosauruses, you have shown yourself to be a superficial man, Sherman.