I know it’s been a minute since you wrote this, but I’m leaving a comment anyway. Yes to all the above! Brilliant! If only real life worked like this. Ha!
As I was reading through, I thought of another one. If at work, when I’m on my lunch break, you see a fort made out of my lunch bag, food, book, and various other items, DO NOT SIT WITH ME! This is my polite way of saying “I would rather live in my world of imagination than make small talk with you”.
As always, great read!