More Things Deadpool Looks Like

Avocados were only the beginning

Fig. 1

You look like Fat Bastard’s foot fungus.

You look like a shit taken by the dancing Mucinex booger.

You look like a rotting cantaloupe grew a vagina.

You look like Vin Diesel shedding his exoskeleton.

You look like the melted nazi from Indiana Jones glued back together.

You look like the middle part of a Human Centipede that broke loose.

You look like Ryan Gosling, if Ryan Gosling looked like a sunburned tonsil.

You look like an old orange some cats had sex on.

You look like the scab growing over Donald Trump’s anus.

You look like a used condom someone painted eyeballs on.

You look rich.