Hey, America. I’m here. Deep in the middle of the Sunshine State. With 25 million of your grandparents, 2–3 million illegal immigrants, endless miles of canals and a whole bunch of alligators.

What can you do with 51%?

Over the past few days while I’ve been home sick, the same B.S. story keeps showing up in my feed. Kanye tweets Zuckerberg for an investment as he whines about being 53 million in debt.