PinnedAbout MeHey there! I’m Ondine. Thanks for stopping by and wanting to know more about me! 😘 I promise you’ll find my story fascinating, and by the…Jul 14, 20246Jul 14, 20246
The Naughty Thoughts I Have but Never Say Out LoudYou know that moment when you’re in a completely normal situation, like waiting in line for coffee, and your brain suddenly throws the…9h ago9h ago
Why Does Undressing in a Fitting Room Feel So Damn Exciting?There’s something about fitting rooms that just hits different. I noticed it a while ago — whenever I step into one, lock the door, and…5d ago25d ago2
Why I Hate Shopping Malls (And Why You Probably Should Too)As a kid, my mom used to drag me through endless shopping trips, walking from store to store under the blinding fluorescent lights…Jan 301Jan 301
Bali, Bliss, and Bullsh*t: A Guide to Modern-Day MysticismThe first time I encountered this, I was in Bali. Of course — where else? The island is a spiritual Disneyland, where people come to “find…Jan 28Jan 28
Why Men Are Obsessed with Breasts (And What We Think About It)Let’s be honest — men love boobs. Small, big, perky, soft, natural, enhanced… doesn’t matter. If a woman has them, you’re noticing. Maybe…Jan 224Jan 224
The Secret Lives of Women: Yes, We Watch Porn Too — Here’s WhyLet’s get real for a second. Somewhere along the way, society decided that porn is a guy thing — like football, grilling steaks, or…Jan 172Jan 172
The Journey That Almost Ended Me (But I Lived to Tell the Tale)It all started in Bolivia, a country of surreal landscapes, where salt flats stretch beyond the horizon and the Andes kiss the sky. It was…Jan 151Jan 151
What They Don’t Tell You About Posing Nude for ArtStepping onto the cold studio floor, draped in nothing but my own skin, I remember the first time I posed nude for an art class. My heart…Jan 91Jan 91
How I Learned to Breathe AgainI never thought I’d be someone who needed to quit smoking because, for the longest time, I didn’t even have habits to quit. While my peers…Jan 32Jan 32